Will the real Eminem stand up?

There are days I want to be cloned.

Squeeze me?

Forget the moral, ethical, religious or political impact. There needs to be a button I can press and voila! The closet door opens and I can choose my clone to be:

the wife
the mother
the worker
the mediator
the chauffeur
the cook/cleaner/laundromat
the teacher
the lover
the negotiator
the counsellor
the role model
the citizen
the sister

This is only half the list. When I have identified what clone is needed where, I can curl up in bed alone with a good book or movie and hide away for a couple of days.

Ok, so maybe to the astute, I need a vacation.

But sometimes... do you ever want to have an outer-body experience and let someone else take care of things while the mind goes on that vacation? There are so many days I have driven to work, home, to pick up groceries, children, drugs, etc and I don't remember the drive there? Ok, maybe its the drugs.

Or I enter a room, and forget what the hell I came in there for? Lack of focus? Or too much stimuli? Quick! Send the clone to figure that out for me...

Will the real Eminem stand up?