I'm back!!!

After a brief hiatus, I realize my mind races if I don't write my thoughts down. Its called my "Mind Dump". And you all know that if you don't empty out time to time, things can get really backed up. So I promise a weekly excerpt, even if it doesn't make sense. But does anything in life make sense when push comes to shove?



Monday, March 1, 2010

And God made plastic surgeons...


Don't know if you are following the Heidi Montag saga.

Her plastic surgeon performed 97 procedures on her in one shot.

When asked about her relationship with God, she proclaimed, "I am a religious girl. Beauty is on the inside not the outside."

Squeeze me?

If beauty is on the inside, why bother with multiple surgeries?

"I prayed to God and in return, he made plastic surgeons to perfect me."

Move over Dolly Parton, Heidi's Double F's are the perfect size in America these days...
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